idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Woke up with a retainer in my boxers and about ten chicks passed out around me. now I feel like something out of Cinderella, trying to find whose teeth fit in the glass retainer.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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