kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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