So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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