i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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