At least make sure they are 18
Why
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
Randomize
