As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
Randomize
