So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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