My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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