i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
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