she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
Randomize
