Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
I stole a fireplace last night.
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
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