YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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