the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
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