I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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