how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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