no. you can't hotbox the world.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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