How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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