doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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