I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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