I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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