i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
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