NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
My ATM looks so different sober.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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