I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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