just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
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