The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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