U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
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