you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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