She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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