Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
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