And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
Let's paint friendship bongs
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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