it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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