he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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