It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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