dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
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