I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
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