And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
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