I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
Text me some of your sweat
Randomize
