you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Randomize
