he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
operation have a gay friend backfired
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
Randomize
