So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
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