Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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