im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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