if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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