Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
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