can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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