I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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