hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
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