I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
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