So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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