Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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